| Pure Wakadung!|
The events described in this article are considered non-canon to the main series.
|The Misadventures of Onipex and Pals: Job|
|Season 1, Episode Planned to be 6|
For some unreleased footage, click here
Onipex: (singing) la la la la workin' yeah, uh huh!
(Jessaco walks by)
Onipex: Hey, Jess, I...
(Onipex is ignored as Jessaco walks by)
Onipex: ...No, OK.
(Lenel walks by)
Onipex: Hey, Lenel, I...
(Onipex is ignored again)
Onipex: ...Al—righty then. Back to work. La la la eating dinner alone tonight l-!
Onipex: Uh, yes, Mr. Degrin?
Degrin: You got those reports for me then?
Onipex: Uh, yeah, they're coming up.
Degrin: Good, keep working. I really need those data uplink reports.
Onipex: Yes sir!
Degrin: One more thing.
Degrin: You seen my knee-cap armor around? I can't find the damn thing anywhere.
Onipex: Nope. Sorry sir.
(Degrin leaves, mumbling complaints. Onipex holds up the missing armor piece)
Onipex: Jerk. Alright, now for the report.
(He sees a blank word document)
Onipex: Well, its a start.
(A videochat box opens up, and Jevik appears on the screen)
Jevik: ONI! Where are you??
Onipex: Whaddya mean, where am I!? I'm at work!!
Jevik: Work? Aww man! When are you coming home?
Jevik: I get real lonely at your house when you aren't here.
Onipex: Get outta my house and get off my monitor!
(Jevik is cut off as Onipex closes the window)
Onipex: Deep breaths, Oni, deeeep breaths...
(Thumping begins to be heard behind him. Jevik pops back on the screen)
(Jevik pops back on the screen)
(Jevik pops back on the screen)
Onipex: Get off my monitor, and will you SHUT UP behind me!!
KC: You shut up, Nark!!
Onipex: (to himself) Nark? (out loud) What the heck is a nark!?
KC: (threateningly) Oh, don't start making fun of the way I talk now!
Onipex: Alright, geez! Gotta get back to these reports anyway!
(He looks at a blank document)
Onipex: "Looking gooooood Oni! I'm thinkin' a bonus for you!"
KC: Shut......up, nark!!
Onipex: (to himself) Just ignore him...
(Onipex starts whistling)
Matoran: Dude, you better shut your trap or I'm gonna stick my head up your ass!
(Jevik pops back on screen)
Jevik: Who was that?
Onipex: You again? (Sighs) Some jerk.
Jevik: He giving you any trouble?
Onipex: Nah, he's just being a right pain in th-
(Onipex is interrupted, as he is hit in the head by an object)
Onipex: Oww!!? Lay off, man!
Jevik: What happened?
Onipex: That brakas hit me!
Onipex: Yeah, well Rango is a cruddy movie!
(Zooms in on a Rango poster up in his cubicle)
KC: You take that back!!
Jevik: That twerp hit you??!!
(Jevik then appears behind Onipex)
Jevik: Let me at him!
(Fighting is heard off screen, and Jevik's mask slides past Onipex)
Onipex: Jevik, you fai-
(Jevik walks back into the office cubicle wearing KC's mask)
Jevik: That punk won't be messing with you any longer.
Onipex: Thanks, buddy.
(The two remain still for a while, saying absolutely nothing)
Onipex: Well, you can leave now.
Onipex: Actually, do you know what a nark is?
(Onipex is ignored by Jevik)
Onipex: ...Ah, OK then.
(Cuts to black, then to another scene. Degrin is sitting at his computer, staring at the blank document)
Degrin: This is fantastic!
- This episode came very close to being final; with a full script and set built for the whole thing. The episode was cancelled for "All Stars 4" production, even though Higher, Rahi, and Intruder were released afterwards.
- Two other names were chosen before "Job", which were "Video-Chat" and "Office".
- Some aspects of this set are re-used in Onipex's bedroom and in "All Stars 4".
- It was revealed that themes and concepts from this episode would be incorporated into Office, when that episode was cancelled, they were incorporated into Jevik?