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Job is a cancelled episode of The Misadventures of Onipex and Pals that was to be released after Rap.
Episode Script
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Location: Office
Onipex: (singing) la la la la workin' yeah, uh huh!
(Jessaco walks by)
Onipex: Hey, Jess, I...
(Onipex is ignored as Jessaco walks by)
Onipex: ...No, OK.
(Lenel walks by)
Onipex: Hey, Lenel, I...
(Onipex is ignored again)
Onipex: ...Al—righty then. Back to work. La la la eating dinner alone tonight l-!
Degrin: Oni!
Onipex: Uh, yes, Mr. Degrin?
Degrin: You got those reports for me then?
Onipex: Uh, yeah, they're coming up.
Degrin: Good, keep working. I really need those data uplink reports.
Onipex: Yes sir!
Degrin: One more thing.
Onipex: Uh-huh?
Degrin: You seen my knee-cap armor around? I can't find the damn thing anywhere.
Onipex: Nope. Sorry sir.
(Degrin leaves, mumbling complaints. Onipex holds up the missing armor piece)
Onipex: Jerk. Alright, now for the report.
(He sees a blank word document)
Onipex: Well, its a start.
(A videochat box opens up, and Jevik appears on the screen)
Jevik: ONI! Where are you??
Onipex: Whaddya mean, where am I!? I'm at work!!
Jevik: Work? Aww man! When are you coming home?
Onipex: Why?
Jevik: I get real lonely at your house when you aren't here.
Onipex: Get outta my house and get off my monitor!
Jevik: I-
(Jevik is cut off as Onipex closes the window)
Onipex: Deep breaths, Oni, deeeep breaths...
(Thumping begins to be heard behind him. Jevik pops back on the screen)
Onipex: No!
(Jevik pops back on the screen)
Jevik: Hey!
Onipex: NO!
(Jevik pops back on the screen)
Onipex: Get off my monitor, and will you SHUT UP behind me!!
KC: You shut up, Nark!!
Onipex: (to himself) Nark? (out loud) What the heck is a nark!?
KC: (threateningly) Oh, don't start making fun of the way I talk now!
Onipex: Alright, geez! Gotta get back to these reports anyway!
(He looks at a blank document)
Onipex: "Looking gooooood Oni! I'm thinkin' a bonus for you!"
KC: Shut......up, nark!!
Onipex: (to himself) Just ignore him...
(Onipex starts whistling)
Matoran: Dude, you better shut your trap or I'm gonna stick my head up your ass!
(Jevik pops back on screen)
Jevik: Who was that?
Onipex: You again? (Sighs) Some jerk.
Jevik: He giving you any trouble?
Onipex: Nah, he's just being a right pain in th-
(Onipex is interrupted, as he is hit in the head by an object)
Onipex: Oww!!? Lay off, man!
Jevik: What happened?
Onipex: That brakas hit me!
KC: Nark!
Onipex: Yeah, well Rango is a cruddy movie!
(Zooms in on a Rango poster up in his cubicle)
KC: You take that back!!
Jevik: That twerp hit you??!!
(Jevik then appears behind Onipex)
Jevik: Let me at him!
(Fighting is heard off screen, and Jevik's mask slides past Onipex)
Onipex: Jevik, you fai-
(Jevik walks back into the office cubicle wearing KC's mask)
Jevik: That punk won't be messing with you any longer.
Onipex: Thanks, buddy.
(The two remain still for a while, saying absolutely nothing)
Onipex: Well, you can leave now.
Jevik: OK.
Onipex: Actually, do you know what a nark is?
(Onipex is ignored by Jevik)
Onipex: ...Ah, OK then.
(Cuts to black, then to another scene. Degrin is sitting at his computer, staring at the blank document)
Degrin: This is fantastic!
Planned Characters
Voice Actors
Trivia
- This episode came very close to being final; with a full script and set built for the whole episode. The episode was cancelled for "All Stars 4" production, even though Higher, Rahi, and Intruder were released afterwards.
- There were two other names that were chosen before "Job", which were "Video-Chat" and "Office".
- Some aspects of this set are reused in Onipex's bedroom and in "All Stars 4".
- It was revealed that themes and concepts from this episode would be incorporated into Office. But when that episode was cancelled, they were instead, incorporated into Jevik?
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